Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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