like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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