do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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