the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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