dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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