would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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