laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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