Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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