He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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