You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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