if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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