windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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