Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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