On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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