hotel room ftw
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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