Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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