this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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