i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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