just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
last night I used snow as a chaser
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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