this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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