I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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