If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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