is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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