so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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