I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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