i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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