At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
