All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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