lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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