I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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