is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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