I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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