If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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