I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
her vagine was all disorganized.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.