I just pynch a tree in the face
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.