I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.