how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.