Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES