Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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