I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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