you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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