How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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