True but thats because hes a fetus.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Boobs are out for the taking
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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