Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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