All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
The ass gains better be worth it
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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