when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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