I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep