Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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