I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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