i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this beer tastes like vomit already
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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