apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
All the doctor said was why
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
