During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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