Whod you bang
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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