But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
