I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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