I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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