Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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