That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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