It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
sex on a bike is impossible
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