I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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